Breaking! In Response To Complaints Of Wearing Masks To Hide Their Identity, Trump Orders ICE To Now Wear White Sheets Over Their Heads With Eye Holes
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Trump Suggests “I May Change The American Flag To A Flag With A Picture Of My Face On It”
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Latest Numbers Show 70% Of Detained Immigrants Do Not Have Any Criminal History, Compared To 70% Of ICE Agents Detaining Them, Do Have Criminal Convictions
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In Response To Qatar Offering Trump A Free Plane, Canada Offers Trump A Free Barrel To Go Over Niagara Falls
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Trump Announces 30% Tariffs On All Chinese Goods Except Trump MAGA Merchandise
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California Governor Newsom (Newscum), Fights Fire With Fire With President On Third Grade Level, Assigns New Nickname “President Scum(p)”
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Breaking! In Latest “Genius Idea” Trump Announces He Will Turn Epstein Island Into “Alcatraz Epstein Island” And Send All Illegal Immigrant Children There
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Breaking: Trump Announced That Burning Trump Flags, MAGA Hats And Any Trump Merchandise Will Be A Felony And 1 Year In Jail
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Breaking: 15 Democratic Lead States Suing Trump For Breaking His Felony Probation By Committing Crimes Against Humanity And Will Arrest Him If He Steps Foot In Thier Jurisdictions
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After Today’s Mass Shooting At A Catholic School In Minneapolis, Trump Orders Nationwide: National Guardsmen To Be Stationed At Every School And Church
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Trump Taps “Fox And Friends” Morning Host Steve Doocy To Replace Fed Chairman Powell, Saying “Steve Will Do What I Tell Him, And Lower Interest Rates”
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Trump Orders Ice To Begin Accompanying European Vacationers The Entire Time They Are Visiting The United States
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