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Ukraine President Zelensky Invites Trump To “Tour Some Damaged Areas” And Hands Him A Shirt With The Target Department Store Logo To Wear

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Millions Hopeful Trump Will Golf With John Elway And Ride Along With Him

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Trump Refuses President Zelensky‘s Invitation To Visit Ukraine To See The War Damage, Claiming His “Bone Spurs Have Been Acting Up”

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